MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! I've gone BLIND!!!

[Wholly Mindless]

OK, normally I wouldn't have any issues posting a picture here for you guys to see, but in this case the problem is the picture itself. T-Mobile thought James was a serious Apple fan but I feat this guy's more willing to humiliate himself.

This picture at http://dvorak.org/blog is disturbing.

James, John - I must ask that you NEVER go that far and please don't bother interviewing him.

(On a side note, I think it's photoshopped but that doesn't change that it's scary)

Comment Contest:

In the comments to this post leave your guess as to what he's thinking.

[James]

The only explanation i can think for this photograph is Apple is sponsoring our swimming team for the next Olympic games, and this kid needs to be realistic about his chances for qualifying.

[Wholly Mindless]

I say he's thinking - "16G iPhone! 32G iTouch! Time for the 'Happy Pants'"

That thought just grosses me out.

[Ryan]

Ewww .. Her had an errection ... IN SPANDEX ! and i have just realized your comments - LOL happy pants ...

[MacMan]

He sorta of looks like a cross between Borat and Mr. Incredible. Wrong!

[Wholly Mindless]

I did warn that it was disturbing.

[Kathryn]

I've seen a lot of disturbing things in my job, but that is, by far, the most nightmare-ish! I'm going to have years of Critical Incident Stress Debriefing now! Damn! Just when the meds were kicking in too.......