OK, normally I wouldn't have any issues posting a picture here for you guys to see, but in this case the problem is the picture itself. T-Mobile thought James was a serious Apple fan but I feat this guy's more willing to humiliate himself.
This picture at http://dvorak.org/blog is disturbing.
James, John - I must ask that you NEVER go that far and please don't bother interviewing him.
(On a side note, I think it's photoshopped but that doesn't change that it's scary)
In the comments to this post leave your guess as to what he's thinking.